?

Log in

IPODS: TEH LOVE OF MY LIFE   
03:57pm 12/08/2005
 
mood: hopeful
HELO! SORREY FOAR TEH LACK OF UPDATES, I HAVE BEEN LISTANING TO COOL MUSICS ON MY IPOD WITH MY GiRLFRIEND! WE HAEV MATCHING IPODS. WE ARE BLINGIN' AND LOEV TO SHOW OFF! WE ARE SO ORIGINAL AND COOL! WE ARE TEH ENVY OF EVEREY COUPLE WHO DOES TEH EXACT SAME STUPID FUCKING THING THEN GOES TO PF CHANGES FOAR A FANCY FEAST. HOWEVAR I'M NEVER GOING AGAINE BECAUSE LAST TIME I ACCIDANTLY DROPPED MY IPOD IN TEH BUFFET! EVEREY ONE GOT ECOLI BECOS I AM STILL AND DIRTY NASTY EMO PUNK AND I NEVAR WASH MY HANDES AFTAR I SHITE, AND AFTAR I SHITE I IMMEDIATELY TOUCH MY ADORABLE SEXEY LITTAL IPOD ALL OVAR HER IPOD.
GOTTA GO TO SLEEPES SOON SO I CAN GET BREAKFAST AT TIFFANYS! I HOPE THEY LET ME BRING MY IPOD(S).
 
     
1 Suisied attemtpt| CUt my wreist!
 
   
02:00am 18/08/2003
  HELO. WFT!  
     
2 Suisied attemtpts| CUt my wreist!
 
"I go in the stall, and I sit down!" - Carson Daily   
01:37am 16/11/2002
 
mood: sleepy
da two hottiez are on da TV skreen. dey woud make good punk d00dz. dey alreadey liek skeevy looking bitches. speaking of which, I haev a new favorite dirrty site. this must be christina aguleira's inspiration: how dirrty! I need that shit to get me off!!
I LOEV STUFFING MY FACE WITH SHITE!!!!!!!!!!!
I am punk today because I shat my pants becase I was so drunk last night from teh show tonight that I couldant maek it to teh bathroom. this emo looking girl was being haut with her choppy masculien hair cut and buddey holley glasses as thick as a cardoor and offared to roll in my shit liek an MTVD video vixen! but I was angary and drunk and that seemed fucking disgusting at the moment so I told her to fuck off insted. I AM AN IDEIOT!
 
     
12 Suisied attemtpts| CUt my wreist!
 
YOU HATE ME CUZ YOU AIN'T ME!!!!!   
01:54pm 14/11/2002
 
mood: hungry
I am haev been away for a week cuz I've been checkeing out some rad-ass local punk bands EVARY NIGHT becos I am a true punx not a posar. My new favarite oi band si Good Charorlette! NNNN eeeee way, so I got a mean commant on my last entary! Sir/Madame AnonynmoASS, what a smartey fagort man with authoritey on what "fails." you stupid flyhead, my lievjournal is awesome and I do not nee dto "fuck myself" just because I dont want your nastey AIDs viruses, yuo mancake. go look undar the "fagets" circle to finds a friend who wuold not rathar fuck themselves than be infected by yuo. pervart!
 
     
CUt my wreist!
 
giddey up   
03:01pm 07/11/2002
 
mood: bouncy
Today I am punk because I drew a swastika on teh sleave of my shirt and went liek dat to the mall!!! a lot of people gave me dirrty (ooo xtina si so hott) looks. especialley this groupe of baldy men skinheads! we are friends now tho cuz they gaev me this red scarf with a swastika on it after they tried to choke me with it. I will wears it evaryday!
 
     
2 Suisied attemtpts| CUt my wreist!
 
when you call my naem its liek a littal prayar I'm down on my kneez I wanna taeks u there!   
02:13pm 06/11/2002
  I am back agaisn from having anothar enviable eventful day because I am populare with meny losar jew-looking freinds who drink beers all day! how excieting! but I grow tired of my heavy metal goth friends because I am punk! they dont undarstand my punk lifestyle! I am punk today because I bought some striped stockings from hot topix but instead of wearing them with some boots and kilt and a cape, I wear them with my converse and cargo shorts!!!! but heres where I got crazey with punk inovations... I cut da foots off anothar pair of striped stockeings and I put them on my arms as arm bands!!!!!! a fellow punk dood noticed me at Wendys and said "OI FUCKING A DOOD MY SALT LAKE CITEY BROTHA!!!" yeh, thats it, tell me it's hot. ;)  
     
1 Suisied attemtpt| CUt my wreist!
 
shama lama ding ding goes punk ass!   
06:16pm 05/11/2002
 
mood: excited
hello mothar fuckars! how are yuo? good I hoep! but not as good as me becos i haev teh most exciting life. and today was an exceiting day. aftar watcehing teh new punk roXor vidz on MTVD I decided that I liek punk and since i am so creatievs unique and weird freak (and not just becos of my afghanistan and frensh cultural mixtare enthncity!) I am cool and originel engugh to be a punx! and maybe this will get me hot dates with ugly deformed blow up doll type bitches! or maybe even my fantasys AVRIL LASANGE! so I stoles these converse sneakars off this bum who was sleeping today. they loox hella old. liek teh first punk rebal walked in thems! and I went to the movie theatre but didn't see a movie. I just skipped around the lobby in my new converse shoes with my backpack on and almost tripped on my shoelace. that's whye I am punk todaye!
 
     
CUt my wreist!
 
HELO   
01:16am 26/10/2002
 
mood: amused
I LOVE ROTTEN CUNTRAGS
 
     
CUt my wreist!
 
yea   
09:50pm 14/07/2002
 
mood: accomplished
helo this is my lievjornal go kill yourself now
 
     
4 Suisied attemtpts| CUt my wreist!